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Though his exact date of birth is unknown, it is believed that Mango Shake was born sometime between 1913-1921. He is alive today due to a prolonged use of the experimental “mango” flavor of Kool-Aid that slows down his aging.

Even though he frequently declines to disclose details regarding his personal life, he does routinely claim to be a half-brother of Carlos Ray (otherwise known as Chuck) Norris and has claimed to have helped him stop a supposed zombie apocalypse.